Homestuck Gigapause Gigaquake
As the story of Homestuck continues to build towards its inevitable conclusion, author Andrew Hussie has called the start of what he calls the “Gigapause.” During this, he will not only finish drawing and animating the rest of the story (among other things), but afterwards post all of it (you read right: ALL OF IT) in one universe shattering giga-update, effectively ending Homestuck as we know it.
Residents of Tumblr are asked to keep an eye out for floods of “Homestuck is ending” posts and reblogs. They are also strongly advised to begin developing plans and procedures for The Day Homestuck Ends, which researchers are already estimating to be a Level 10+ Feelstastrophe.
Lighting strikes in the Homestuck fandom
Recent updates have revealed one of the most unsuspecting characters in the comic is fighting for good but may CAUSE evil. Non-Homestucks should make sure that their blocks aren’t going to get blown by the heavy storm clouds and winds that came with the reveal. Make sure to block the homestuck update and upd8 tags if it gets too much.
Storm damage in Homestuck fandom - extent unclear
Hurricane Hussie has once again made landfall on the coast of tumblr. In the shipyard, the HS DaveJade took on a lot of water. Crew members are standing by for assistance. The mayor of our fair city’s residence took heavy damage and his safety is not currently known. An all points disaster bulletin has been put out, but no one is actually reading it. Expect sirens to continue wailing for several hours.
WARNING: GHOST ARMIES TO ARISE!
After a long and eerily quiet hiatus from author Andrew Hussie to work on his video game, the webcomic Homestuck has just updated at long last. Expect to be bombarded by blogs that you thought were just fans of Off or Dangan Ronpa to suddenly throw off their capes and arise as the Homestuck Fandom emerges from the sea again. Frequent caps lock text posts about updates and screencaps are to be expected: Tumblr savior #upd8 for your own good!
Prepare for Hiatusquake
Sources warn that by this Saturday, Supernatural, Sherlock, Doctor Who, Homestuck, and the English Hetalia will all be on hiatus simultaneously.
All tumblr users regardless of fandom are reminded to prepare adequately for the approaching hiatusquake, by taking such safety steps as blacklisting all unsecured tags and stockpiling a healthy queue, as the quake is expected to generate a feels tsunami that will spare few if any dashboards, leaving a flood of hiatus insanity in its wake.
Dust Storms Rock the Homestuck Fandom
Tumblr user whatevachild posted unpopular opinions on cosplay, namely that cosplays outside of canon are bad/wrong, and that OFF cosplayers don’t put in imagination/effort. People are blowing this up; major wave of opinions/responses/reposts.
Hurricane Homestuck approaching in full force
With an utterly unexpected update declaring this to be “THE END” of Homestuck, fans everywhere are in panic. Though this is likely to be a false alarm, many Homestucks are hysterical. Avoid the upd8 and Homestuck tags if you value your life, and let’s hope this is just trolling.
Major Hurricane in the Homestuck fandom
Just following Homestuck’s 4th anniversary, Hussie has announced a hiatus to work on the Homestuck videogame. This hiatus could last several months. Be wary.
Bittersweet Rains in the Homestuck Fandom
Aside from the most recent update pulling at heartstrings everywhere with an extremely anticipated meeting not going as many fans have hoped, tomorrow is the 4th anniversary of Homestuck as a webcomic. Posts about tomorrow have already been made in the fandom today as the realization hits that this may very well be the final anniversary the fandom celebrates.
Expect a lot of Birthday posts for main character John Egbert, anniversary posts for the comic itself, and emotional posts about how the comic has touched the lives of different people.
You might want to savior “Homestuck”, “413”, and “4/13” in preparation for tomorrow, as it’s possibly the last Anniversary the comic may ever have.
Category 5 Homestuck Hurricane gathering strength and set to touch down in 48 hours
The Homestuck updates have been slowly increasing in intensity as the comic’s various protagonists have begun to gather and converge upon a single point. With everyone moments away from meeting, the fandom is thrumming with energy and it is very much the calm before the storm.
A number of posts proclaiming anticipation and breathless excitement will be popping up over the next few days, but the storm is not expected to touch down until 4/13.
And when it hits.
WHEN IT HITS.
There are rumours that this will be the ending of Homestuck. More likely it will be the beginning of Act 6 Act 6, but regardless, it will involve characters that have never met before meeting and the beginning of the comic’s climax.
I’d invest in a nuclear fallout bunker because the Homestuck fandom is going to explode.